Stop Me Before I Kill Again

The morning suit, the perfect crease,

A masterpiece of pleasantries.

I wave hello, they see the man,

Who follows the societal plan.

I pay the bills, I walk the line,

My "How are you?" they call  divine.

But this small itch I keep concealed

Is one day gonna be revealed.

My vision tints a hunter's red,

A private joke inside my head...

So stop me before I kill again,

I'm just a wolf in a business skin.

There's a clockwork itch under my chin,

Oh, stop me before I kill again.

I'm practicing my alibi,

With a patient, sympathetic sigh.

I'm tying my tie neat and trim,

Stop me before I kill again.

I walk the dog, I pay my dues,

I pick my steps and choose my shoes.

The neighbor smiles and knows my name,

She'd be so perfect for my game.

I count the exits, count em twice,

I hum a tune that's sugar and ice.

I blend so well, it's my parlor trick,

The after work is slick and quick.

The script is flipping, page by page,

And "Mr. Nice" just says goodbye to the stage.

So stop me before I kill again,

I'm just a wolf in a business skin.

There's a clockwork itch under my chin,

Oh, stop me before I kill again.

I'm practicing my alibi,

With a patient, sympathetic sigh.

I'm tying my tie neat and trim,

Stop me before I kill again.

My mother says I have a glow,

She doesn't know what's down below.

I keep my tools and my good wits,

In separate, tidy, mental kits.

The neighbors praise my quiet grace,

They'd scream if they could see my place...

You've GOT to stop me, I'm your friend!

This "perfect day" is at its end!

Don't let the "please" fool you, my friend—

Just STOP me before I kill again!

I'm a fire in a porcelain shell,

A perfect little piece of Hell!

Your name is on my lips, my friend—

So stop me... or we'll play pretend.

Hey, is it raining out? I guess I'll... stay in tonight.